My wife is a wonderful writer and writes a monthly column for the Denver Post on how to spend your money smartly. Her personal narratives always make me laugh until I find that I'm the focus of the article. However, this time she kind of got the article right. At least the topic was right. You can never go wrong talking about giant pumpkins. You can find her article online at: http://www.denverpost.com/smart/ci_22902867/life-lessons-from-growing-great-pumpkin.
(Note to readers: my wife was never one to let the truth get in the way of a good story. Lol)